Dumped! I cannot believe it. Am racked by torture and loss! Have wanted tragedy in my life for so long but now I’ve got it, it actually sort of sucks …big time! Have made a plan to deal with post-break-up trauma i.e. will not moon about over exes but will embrace single life. Everything will be so much easier without the complications of love. It will be a completely simple life and I am fully committed. Starting now! Or at least after breakfast …I’m Rachel Riley – welcome to my so-called life.